First thing you need to do is acquire a peacock. (It needs to be alive.) Pluck out all of its feathers. Slather it in cooking oil and grease yourself up as well. Slide it in and enjoy! Thrust back and forth until you’re done. Be careful, the peacock may fight back a bit. Break its neck at the moment of climax. Roman soldiers did this with geese.
Soak your woody in some kind of lubricant. Put a lot. I use anything from olive oil (cooking oil) to after sun lotion. Some of them work better than others as they don;t dry up. In general oily creams are better.
The way that feels best to you, is really the best advice one can give, actual intimacy with someone else feels a hell of a lot better but if your guna jack off there are tonnes of different methods but u should always keep it well lubed and have a good after-wank-clean-up system.
a diff method of mine is to lube the palm of your right or left hand and rub your nob against your palm in circular motions